What Is Straight Men Don’t?

13 Sep

Gay men are known to be in awe of many a random thing. Britney Spears, bright shiny lights, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But nothing excites a gay man more than the possibility of hooking up with a straight man.

That’s right, folks. It’s scientifically proven that the opportunity to #flip a straight guy is a top tier priority for the majority of gay guys. If you’re not one of these guys, don’t get your boxer briefs in a wad. Chances are, at some point or another, you’ve turned to your straight brethren and thought you had a chance. Don’t lie.

Why the fascination? Why, it’s all in the flip. We view  straight bros as pancakes, waiting for us to come along with our special and unique spatula and offer him something he’s never had before.

Well, as a guy who, after many attempts, has finally landed his “straight bro” and taken him straight to bed, I’m here to tell you that the impossible is now very possible. This website is a list of very subtle cues a straight man who is down to bend will give you when he’s ready to be flipped.

They don’t call it the old college try for nothing!

We’ve lived it. We’ve learned it. And we’ve realized that although there are quite a few fives on the Kinsey scale, there are way more 3’s and 4’s waiting to be flipped. And it’s our responsibility to share these cues with you. Without further ado, here’s is a list of things straight men don’t…

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One Response to “What Is Straight Men Don’t?”

  1. therealbryon-or gay sex and the city September 17, 2011 at 2:29 pm #

    lol.. great work! lol.. soooo funny

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