It’s a widely known fact that gay men are obsessed with bros that claim to be straight. The ultimate goal is to land you a straight bro and be the envy of everyone ‘mo you know.
So do you land yourself a straight bro and turn him into a str8 boi who is DTB? You look for the clues. It’s that simple. Straight men don’t do a lot of things, and through our exhaustive research, we’ve laid them out for you.
Ladies, pay close attention. If your boyfriend does the majority of the things on this list, there’s a reason he won’t stick it in and it’s not because he was raised a good Catholic boy. Just saying.
Here at straight men don’t, we’re just calling it out how we see it… one str8 boi at a time.